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The Real Zombie Apocalypse

October 31, 2019 by Slick 8 Comments

Ever notice the silly girl riding around with the I Love Zombies bumper sticker?

Funny thing is…

She’s a Zombie!

So are You

And so am I

That’s why I’m featured in the thumbnail pic with a string of drool hanging from my mouth down to my phone. Compliments to my nine-year-old son for shooting the photo. He thoroughly enjoyed having me do several retakes.

People have become increasingly obsessed with zombies. Night of the Living Dead and Invasion of the Body Snatchers were among only a handful of popular zombie movies when I was a kid. Today there are countless zombie features on screen.  It seems we can’t get enough.

As we stare like zombies at a screen watching zombies an alien observer could see the whole picture as a zombie apocalypse. 

Fast forward the zombie flick and we will eventually see that the zombies are the future us. 

Whether we’re out to dinner with somebody or in a room filled with friends and loved ones people are constantly staring at their screens barely engaging with the people who surround them.

As we tune reality out and tune into the matrix our brain waves are being morphed into those of zombies.

You might have missed this information while you were boning up on the latest zombie series, but… 5G technology has already been used on people as tactical weaponry. Increased exposure literally turns people into zombies. 

Sound like a conspiracy theory?

If so you probably also never heard of MK-Ultra or the Tuskegee Experiments…

And Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Thanks for Reading


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  1. Thomas says

    October 31, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Nice! I read this while walking across the street and was nearly struck by a car! If I died and turned into a zombie it would be appropriate.

    Reply
    • Slick says

      October 31, 2019 at 11:33 am

      That’s funny. Thanks Thomas!

      Reply
  2. Rich says

    November 15, 2019 at 8:26 am

    Definitely see where you’re coming from Slick. We are all addicted to our screens and could all benefit from a dopamine fast.

    Sometimes I’m relieved when my phone battery dies in my hands. It feels like a weight off my shoulders.

    Yet I still go back to charge it so I can put my digital handcuffs back on. Addiction is a real bitch.

    Reply
    • Slick says

      November 15, 2019 at 8:59 am

      Thanks Rich! So true.

      Reply
  3. Fitness Workout says

    March 16, 2021 at 5:50 am

    Along with every little thing which appears to be developing throughout this area, your viewpoints tend to be rather radical. Having said that, I appologize, but I do not give credence to your whole suggestion, all be it radical none the less. It seems to everybody that your opinions are actually not entirely rationalized and in actuality you are generally yourself not even thoroughly certain of the assertion. In any event I did take pleasure in examining it.

    Reply
    • Slick says

      March 16, 2021 at 9:36 am

      Fitness Workout, “It seems to everybody that your opinions are not actually rationalized”? Lol, I like that. Did you survey everybody, or is that your deduction? Either way; I’m sure it’s generally accurate. Thanks for reading!

      Reply
  4. Wayne says

    September 25, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    Incredible points. Solid arguments. Keep up the good work.

    Reply
    • Slick says

      September 26, 2021 at 5:36 pm

      Thanks Wayne !

      Reply

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